Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Tidbits

A little humor to brighten your day.....

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With warm weather just around the corner, I decided to move most of my plants out of my greenhouse. My dear Hubby offered to help with the really large pots (He's such a sweety!).


As he set down the last one and looked at it, he exclaimed, "Good Grief! That spider web is large enough to swallow Frodo! " (His philosophy regarding spiders - the only good spider is a flat spider)


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My studio is upstairs but during the winter months I usually work downstairs because it is warmer. Needless to say, the floor is not always the cleanest in the area where I work. There is often paper or fabric scraps, bits of tinsel or glitter laying about.


Hubby (He's the BEST!) said, "Our house has more glitter on the floor than a Strip Club!" (It's not glitter or Faery Dust to him - it's Stripper Glitter) When I inquired as to how he knew about such things, he replied, "I seen it on TV." Hhhhmmmm.........

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Because I would rather be creating than cleaning house, quite often the Dust Bunnies get rather large before they are whisked away. (We have A LOT of Hairy Animals!) But I don't worry until they threaten to take one of the Cats hostage!


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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have the film.


4 comments:

Sarah said...

LOL - loved this. Stripper glitter - giggle. Funny my militant dust bunnies are black!!!! Border collie. Bugs are huge around here - I have a budding bug man (ten)There is not a bug that does not get collected for viewing and then released. I keep hoping the constatant collecting will discourage bugs from remaining - that somehow word will get around and they will flee to the next yard. No such luck so far. Have a great day thanks for the giggle!!! Sarah

Zan Asha said...

Hahaaa! This was cute--funny how everything seems to have a "sinister" side! Beware the eeeeevil dust bunnnnies!

Wanda said...

That is so friggin funny...stripper glitter. I need to tell that one to my husband. :)

fairychildheirlooms said...

haha! this post was great!
;) Missy