Monday, December 6, 2010

Fun with Puns


The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

A backward poet writes inverse.

8 comments:

Kallan said...

lol, love these! Thank you!

Robin Larkspur said...

Very good! I love puns! Thanks for a great post on a Monday!!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Groooaaaannn! That's what good puns should make us do and those accomplish it!

Wendy said...

Ba dum ba dum dum! They made me groan and smile ;)

Witchy Godmother said...

Groan, they are very good. Hugs and sparkles - WG

Heathen said...

Ahahaha! I love puns!

Sarah said...

Giggle snort..thank you hon..I needed that! :)Thank you also hon for your sweet words..means the world to me!! Hugs to you hon!

deb said...

Ha Ha!! love them! I see collage stories!