Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Weird Wednesday ~ An Engineers Cookie Recipe

Chocolate Chip Cookies:


1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten
2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3
3.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite
4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride
5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11
6.) 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11
7.) 4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde
8.) Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein
9.) 473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao
10.) 236.6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10)

To a 2-L jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor #1) with an overall heat
transfer coefficient of about 100 Btu/F-ft2-hr, add ingredients one, two
and three with constant agitation. In a second 2-L reactor vessel with a
radial flow impeller operating at 100 rpm, add ingredients four, five, six,
and seven until the mixture is homogenous. To reactor #2, add ingredient
eight, followed by three equal volumes of the homogenous mixture in
reactor #1. Additionally, add ingredient nine and ten slowly, with constant

Care must be taken at this point in the reaction to control any
temperature rise that may be the result of an exothermic reaction.
Using a screw extrude attached to a #4 noduliser, place the mixture
piece-meal on a 316SS sheet (300 x 600 mm). 

Heat in a 460K oven for a period of time that is in agreement 
with Frank & Johnston’s first order rate expression (see JACOS, 21, 55), 
or until golden brown. Once the reaction is complete, place the sheet on 
a 25C heat-transfer table, allowing the product to come to equilibrium.


Debra She Who Seeks said...

That's hilarious! The only 2 ingredients I recognized were gluten and cacao, LOL!

Robin Larkspur said...

I love this! I did recognize eggs there. I am going to show this one to my husband, he will get a big kick out of this.

ptrmom said...

Sadly my engineering husband thinks like this! lol

Introverted Art said...

I understood "constant agitation" that's about it :P hahahahahahaha

mrsduncanmahogany said...

So technical! So hilarious!